Big Dreams & Fantastic Plots

Actor. Unapologetic Atheist.

Future Oscar-Winner.

Avid Dreamer. Part-time fanfic writer.

Mature content, Sailor's tongue,

rock n' roll. 24.

Richard Armitage.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Tom Hiddleston.

Jonathan & Drew Scott.

Sherlock.

Doctor Who. Supernatural.

http://captain-boomerang.tumblr.com/post/95268226032/im-looking-over-summaries-for-what-went-on-in

captain-boomerang:

I’m looking over summaries for what went on in 2001 in wrestling, and it becomes readily apparent why I loved Spike Dudley so much.

I mean

The Dudley Boyz defeated WWF Tag Team Champions Edge & Christian to win the titles following the 3D on Edge after Spike Dudley interfered, dropkicked…

Spike Dudley’s job was literally to be the most destructive distraction fucking possible.

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

tarrysmith:

smittentomkitten:

Tom. Glasses. Handcuffs. Removing a hood.
I’m just describing what I’m seeing is all, don’t blame me for your filthy whore minds.
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ba-dum-tish annamariaesergren ophelia-tagloff celtickaye clojury larouau12 mypreciousmind1 amatasera tomslegsarekillingmeslowly winchester87 theflowerwithoutfragrance britishmenaredestroyingmylife jossmayfair eve1978 lokiwholockfactory laterovaries lokilockedcougar xdelayedgratification beachgrl76 harpo7879 laterovaries mischabea ohhiddles-myhiddles hiddlesherethereeverywhere quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks triplefuckingnope tarrysmith annedeadly tomsdangerousvagina leagueofextraordinaryhiddles coy00koi daughter-of-magick hiddles-reactions so-easy-to-love-me et al…followers and slores

Fuck, he’s so hot… just… fuck…

smittentomkitten
Why would I blame my filthy whore mind? Congratulate? Encourage? Take it out to a nice lunch and order it the most expensive thing off the menu?
Feely + Her Filthy Whore Mind
Best Friends Forever

ophelia-tagloff
Hahahaha I posted this a couple months ago. But I feel your tags. Esp right now.

I remember when you initially posted. 
I just am especially fond of both this gif and my filthy whore mind today.

ophelia-tagloff

I’m fond of your filthy whore mind every day.  Where the hell would I be without it?

I gasped.

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

smittentomkitten:

ophelia-tagloff:

tarrysmith:

smittentomkitten:

Tom. Glasses. Handcuffs. Removing a hood.

I’m just describing what I’m seeing is all, don’t blame me for your filthy whore minds.

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ba-dum-tish annamariaesergren ophelia-tagloff celtickaye clojury larouau12 mypreciousmind1 amatasera tomslegsarekillingmeslowly winchester87 theflowerwithoutfragrance britishmenaredestroyingmylife jossmayfair eve1978 lokiwholockfactory laterovaries lokilockedcougar xdelayedgratification beachgrl76 harpo7879 laterovaries mischabea ohhiddles-myhiddles hiddlesherethereeverywhere quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks triplefuckingnope tarrysmith annedeadly tomsdangerousvagina leagueofextraordinaryhiddles coy00koi daughter-of-magick hiddles-reactions so-easy-to-love-me et al…followers and slores

Fuck, he’s so hot… just… fuck…

smittentomkitten

Why would I blame my filthy whore mind? Congratulate? Encourage? Take it out to a nice lunch and order it the most expensive thing off the menu?

Feely + Her Filthy Whore Mind

Best Friends Forever

ophelia-tagloff
Hahahaha I posted this a couple months ago. But I feel your tags. Esp right now.

I remember when you initially posted. 

I just am especially fond of both this gif and my filthy whore mind today.

ophelia-tagloff I’m fond of your filthy whore mind every day. Where the hell would I be without it?

I gasped.

hiddlestung:

"Did Benedict Cumberbatch do the ice bucket thing?"

"No…"

"ALIEEEENNN!"

My sister just called…

Cumberbatch Web says it’s supposed to happen!

angelica-aswald:

Wow, I really want to fuck Steve Rogers. 

The feeling is mutual, bruh.

sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.


Chris Pratt is my new god

God damn, Chris Pratt.I need to get on your fitness & motivation level.

sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

God damn, Chris Pratt.
I need to get on your fitness & motivation level.

(via thejestermonkey)

Anonymous asked: If Tom Hiddleston could replace the actor playing the MC in any movie, who would it be and why?

ophelia-tagloff:

balance0fprobability:

ophelia-tagloff:

larouau12:

ophelia-tagloff:

hiddlestung:

ophelia-tagloff:

OH yeah, this is something I can happily rant about for awhile. Thank you love.

I have said a lot of these before, but I will again because they are true.

Tom Hiddleston as Caractacus Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Tom Hiddleston as Bert in Mary Poppins.

Tom Hiddleston as Sundance in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. (Bonus points for Benedict Cumberbatch as Butch)

Tom Hiddleston as Catcher Block in Down With Love. (the only possible man who could play it better than Ewan. Because he was near perfect.)

Tom Hiddleston as Captain Yossarian in Catch 22.

Tom Hiddleston as Dick Avery in Funny Face.

Anon hour. Distract me.

TOM HIDDLESTON AS CATCHER BLOCK!!!! TOM HIDDLESTON AS CATCHER BLOCK!!! CAN WE START A FUCKING PETITION FOR THIS!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY!!

YOU WERE? OH MY GOD I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME!!!!
HE’D BE SO PERFECT!!! I AM CREAMING IN MY PANTIES THINKING ABOUT HOW PERFECT HE WOULD BE!!!!

Sundance,
ophelia-tagloff
? THE KID? I’m done… *flails*

Ok. larouau12.. Here’s the thing. harpo7879 and I discussed this at length one day.

Imagine that scene. When Sundance first gets to Etta’s place and he’s making her undress with the gun…. 

I am flailing just imagining this……..!!!!!!!!!

And here I thought I was the only person that enjoyed Down With Love! Though Ewan is fucking perfect, Tom would kill it. Also, all your Dick Van Dyke mentions are hitting me right in the childhood feels, ophelia-tagloff!!!

Down with Love is one of my favorite movies of all time. Ewan killed it. I loved him. 

But can you imagine Tom? Because holy hell.

Yes. All that Dick van Dyke. I really need Tom in a reboot of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Tom as Hans in a live action “Frozen”.