If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?
Okay this fucked with me majorly
Pick your poison
1. AU human Tom Hiddleston (professor, food truck guy, co-worker, police, cowboy, etc.)
2. AU Tom’s characters (Adam, Oakley, Nicholls, Hal, Loki, etc.)
Only caveats: must be erotica/smut, must -not- have been previously featured in SSS
AU human Tom.
All the way.
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
This is AMAZING 😹💗👍
Whatever happens, it is always your fault. I.E. the food is undercooked, the customer doesn’t get something that never ordered in the first place, the restaurant is busy, there is a wait, the food takes too long, the food is wrong, etc.. No matter what, it’s your fault.
Ah the service industry…
That was the best part of being a bartender: I knew my shit.
If something was wrong, I could get away with telling them they ordered a stupid fucking drink.